Zim's Guide to Dib Nicknames

Now you can tease Dib as skillfully as Zim! (Well, not quite as good as Zim.)

Is it not awesomazingtastical?

Anyway, basically: the best Dib nicknames are, ideally, composed of Dib's name, a hyphen, and the most disgusting/insulting single syllable word you can think of (they work best when they start with "S," for some reason...).

Though, sometimes, when he/you can't think of anything, but needs to think quick, (probably often, he has better things to do than sit down and brainstorm nicknames! ...right?) he/you shall draw inspiration from his/your surroundings, like, "Dib- ...MUFFIN!" or "Dib-... eh... HEAD!" (cause let's face it, one of the first things he's going to notice is that ginormous noggin.) Sometimes it's just the first thing that comes to mind, so if he's feeling murderous/malevolent, it might be, "Dib-slaughter!" or "Dib-STAB!" If he still can't think of anything, "Dib-something!" is an awesome last resort.

So, yeah. Have fun, kids!

Comment with any you guys come up with!

P.S. A good one I forgot to put up there: DIB-MONKEY! Okay, I'm done.

Edit: P.P.S.! I literally sat down and wrote 4 pages of Dib nicknames. These were the best. Okay, now I'm done.